Blogger. Kuya. Duo. Idjit. Legendary.

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

(via shouldnt)

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

(via shouldnt)

thatfunnyblog:

I should stop working out.
Funny Stuff you like?

baracknobama:

is it tomato or tomato

(via baracknobama)

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

bitchjerked:

do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

(via okay)

obsessedwithfrozen42:

How Frozen really ended
aka why I shouldn’t stay up late and should go to bed

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via doughnot)