Blogger. Kuya. Duo. Idjit. Legendary.

dennys:

Behold! An extreme bacover!

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

(Source: mozartsdad, via tommys-posts)

sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed
billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

(via unshaped)

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman, via kniteoftheoldcode)

Highest Paying Jobs That Do Not Require a College Degree

molkangmolkangmohn:

ridinghi:

insertyourcoinssswilson:

crazyaperturelabrat:

the-hunters-batcave:

reluctant2grow:

xemackx:

Give me one of those jobs

too bad i dont have the skills to do any of these. ill probably just die.

I used to work in the oilfield as a frac line inspector and was staying solid at $18/hour plus overtime at 72 hours per week and per diem for long distance jobs. Also had a company truck and fuel card.

I gave it all up to come help take care of my dad and now I’m a radio DJ (what I’ve always wanted to be) working for minimum wage.

I don’t know where you guys are living, but teacher’s here make around 30k :/

I stay at home and sleep.

HAHAHHAHA I STAY AT HOME AND SLEEP.

(via love-adamtuttle)

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

(via pokememoan)

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.