Blogger. Kuya. Duo. Idjit. Legendary.

snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

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not what i had in mind but she will do

(Source: snorlaxatives, via yerassisgrass)

jackalqueenston:

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

(Source: snarkys, via perks-of-being-chinese)

kremosupremo:

i swear, this was what my coworker did to me while we were stuck on the line under a vent for like an hour and a half.
kremosupremo:

i swear, this was what my coworker did to me while we were stuck on the line under a vent for like an hour and a half.
middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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(via sorry)

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

(via ouijaboardsexting)